pfff... Fortunes.

doc/fortunes.txt

@@ -693,3 +693,30 @@ VLC is the greatest thing since sliced bread!
 <Dnumgis> it's illegal to use fake id
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+< thedj> i need a girlfriend. that would make it so much easier not to do VLC :D
+< j-b> thedj: how old are you ?
+< j-b> thedj: you can buy cheap in Russia... :D Ask thresh 
+< thedj> lol
+< thedj> haha. i'm rereading my line and it gets funier :D
+< thedj> not to DO vlc :D
+< thedj> i'd DO my girlfriend instead ..
+< j-b> if you get one, could you get one for Meuuh
+< thedj> yes. i see about bulk discount for the vlc devs :D
+  -- #videolan, one night, late, 0.8.6-test2 is just out...
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+< j-b> my mother is desperate because she thinks I am gay, because I haven't presented my gfs...
+< thedj> j-b: i know the feeling
+< LordRPI> my mother gets upset if I tell her I'm at a bar without a girl
+< thedj> haha
+< thedj> LordRPI: she fears you will turn into a lonely drunk 
+< thedj> roaming the city at night looking for a place to stay :D
+< tumu> lonely drunk is good
+  -- #videolan, same night, 4:38 am
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+Meuuh changed the topic of #videolan to: Welcome! | <funman> i don't remember last time i saw a woman
+< funman> :o(
+< Meuuh> to good to miss
+< funman> Meuuh: i was lying i live with my mother
+< Meuuh> a mother is not generally considered a woman
+  -- #videolan
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