Forward port [17386].

doc/fortunes.txt

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 < dionoea> is that perl ? :)
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+<Dnumgis_> xtophe: look at it this way:
+<Dnumgis_> solve some bounties involving vlc and earn some extra money
+<Dnumgis_> use this money and your natural charm to get a girlfriend
+<Dnumgis_> make sure Meuuh sees it
+<Dnumgis_> Meuuh would become horribly jealous and try to repeat your trick
+           with great vigor and solv all remaining bugs with vlc
+<Dnumgis_> and the (vlc)world becomes a better place
+<j-b> Dnumgis_: do you have a girlfriend ?
+<Dnumgis_> j-b: not at the moment, no
+<j-b> Dnumgis_: so why don't you try this technick ?
+<Dnumgis_> j-b: I don't live close enough to Meuuh 
+<E-bola> thats some good norwegian reasoning
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