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doc/fortunes.txt

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 < Dnumgis> Foxdie: as a matter of fact all streaming related support requests here should be formulated as follows: "I'm a nice looking girl that have problems making my live webcam work"
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+<DrkMatter> Working with video and audio coding/decoding is one of the most
+            tiresome, confusing experience I've ever had.
+<sam> try anal sex next time
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